Since I love coffee so much, I decided to publish a short list of reasons you may be a coffee addict. I will repost as I add more things to the list.

You know you are a Coffee addict when

1) You know you're a coffee addict when you know the menu of Starbucks better than the barristers.

2)You know you're a coffee addict when you're convicted of embezzling coffee from Starbucks.

3)You know you're a coffee addict when you thereafter get sentenced to Coffeeholics Anonymous.

4)You know you're a coffee addict when you're the reason Coffeeholics Anonymous exists to begin with.

5)You know you're a coffee addict when you like your coffee so dark it turns to gel when it cools.

6)You know you're a coffee addict when you like your coffee so dark light can't escape it.

7)You know you're a coffee addict when your home gum ball machine dispenses coffee beans.

8)You know you're a coffee addict when you prefer a hot cup of coffee to a hot date.

9)You know you're a coffee addict when you require IV's of coffee instead of blood to survive.

10)You know you're a coffee addict when you measure the strength of your coffee by it's octane level.